no
because this is actually fucking true
this prick ass bitch
can
- draw
- act
- pretty sure he can sing like a fucking angel
- and is like super shitting nice
- and it pisses me off
- and to add it all
- he is gorgeous
the only thing we can pick on him for is that he can’t cut fucking tomatoes
YEAH JUST TOMATOES
UGH I HATE THIS MAN
Not only that, but he also:
- Reads a significant amount
- Reads actual, intellectually stimulating literature
- Can carry out urbane conversations
- Is extraordinarily humble and modest
- Has the leanest waist I may have possibly ever seen
- Is ginger.
Some more stuff to add on to the list:
- his immense, extensive vocabulary
- the ability to look damn good in any type of hairstyle
- can maintain attractiveness even with that creeper!stache
- he can fucking write. Seriously, he could have chose to be a journalist or some shit. May I remind everyone about that holiday article he wrote?
Totally reblogging this again already just for the truth in the comments.
And may I add, he can also
- play piano
- play violin
- scuba dive
- rock climb
- ride motorbikes
- and to add to the writing thing, that piece he wrote about the carjacking was pretty bloody amazing too. I read it so early on after learning of his existence and I cried.
- oh yeah and his arts funding campaigning. YOU HERO.
- and his impressions are better than most impressionists I’ve seen
DAMN YOU CUMBERBATCH FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO INFERIOR I HATE YOU (I don’t really)
I also heard he’s
- a fucking fantastic lover
oh and stating the obvious
- as was said before
- this gorgeous piece of actor can
- you know
- actually act
- not to mention he can do accents
- but only if they are his native accent, American, or Rickman
- speaking of Rickman, his impressions are so bad that they come full circle and become good again
- and
- he’s the biggest dork on the planet
- and he makes that attractive
i’m sorry but ♥ seriously ♥
god sometimes i see posts like this and i cant help but wonder if anyone of these posters has even met another boy before? i mean i just feel like…. hes completely dehumanized here… not even a real person, but a set of assets. its just so weird to read it out like this. i dont know. what do these people do with boys in real life…. “oh you dont scuba dive? pfft”
Desiree this stands as my favourite response to this sort of thing I have ever read
You the best
As a man, my ideal in life is to either become Benedict Cumberbatch, or Alan Rickman.
Or at least accepting of my not so platonic love for them.
(Source: violentthrill, via badcgijosh)
