January 2011
Preemptive Happy New Year everyone.
If my fear of my mortality was the size of Earth
my love for Hannah would be the size of Jupiter.
My love for Macaroni and Cheese + Mashed Potatoes would be the size of the sun.
But jegus christ my love for sparkling apple flavoured juices would be as big as the fucking gravitational pull of a ball of dark matter the size of the our sun.
December 2010
So this is my year end post
takkeh:
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WHO THE FUCK IS THIS BOY. I AM GOING TO KILL HIM FOR HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
jessicagail asked: i've been greaat! & you?
It's a new year, almost Pt. 2 tl;dr
I guess since Tumblr is going to be a total douche and not operate my queued posts correctly, I’ll just finish with Elora and Hannah because they were the last two that I can think of that have tumblies and also so I can end with the ladies ;D I was hoping to make a lot more posts, but tumblr is dumb so I’m giving up.
Miss Elora German. She and I were the very best of friends during ...
It's a new year, almost Pt. 2 tl;dr
I guess since Tumblr is going to be a total douche and not operate my queued posts correctly, I’ll just finish with Elora and Hannah because they were the last two that I can think of that have tumblies and also so I can end with the ladies ;D I was hoping to make a lot more posts, but tumblr is dumb so I’m giving up.
Miss Elora German. She and I were the very best of friends during ...
jessicagail asked: i've been greaat! & you?
Fucking Tumblr has the shittiest queue system.
I am super pissed at it D:
I’m trying to make a year end post here, Tumblr!
It's a new year, almost. tl;dr
It’s been a good year, I suppose. Left high school, graduated, went off to college. A lot has changed.
College, like everyone says, is a lot different from high school. This freedom is amazing, although now that I work most of the time I am unable to enjoy it.
The greatest change is the fact that I hardly see any of the friends that I used to see everyday. I’ve taken their company for...
It's a new year, almost. tl;dr
It’s been a good year, I suppose. Left high school, graduated, went off to college. A lot has changed.
College, like everyone says, is a lot different from high school. This freedom is amazing, although now that I work most of the time I am unable to enjoy it.
The greatest change is the fact that I hardly see any of the friends that I used to see everyday. I’ve taken their company for...
Goddammit.
Stupid tumblr has a shitty queue system.
It's a new year, almost. tl;dr
It’s been a good year, I suppose. Left high school, graduated, went off to college. A lot has changed.
College, like everyone says, is a lot different from high school. This freedom is amazing, although now that I work most of the time I am unable to enjoy it.
The greatest change is the fact that I hardly see any of the friends that I used to see everyday. I’ve taken their company...
Friendship’s not supposed to be perfect, right. If you’re not losing...
– The Sphinx’s friend, from Subnormality.
The next girl/boy I date better like Homestuck
takkeh:
sothishorseright:
takkeh:
twiinarmageddon2:
cuttlefishculler:
ghostlytrickster:
So I can use corny lines like “I need you more than Equius needs a towel.”
just let me advertise this ladies’ man
COME ON FOLLOWERS
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
oh my god
why do all of my ideal matesprits live so far away
Hahaha. This is exactly what Jerome and I do.
I love you more than Bro loves...
The next girl/boy I date better like Homestuck
takkeh:
twiinarmageddon2:
cuttlefishculler:
ghostlytrickster:
So I can use corny lines like “I need you more than Equius needs a towel.”
just let me advertise this ladies’ man
COME ON FOLLOWERS
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
oh my god
why do all of my ideal matesprits live so far away
Hahaha. This is exactly what Jerome and I do.
I love you more than Bro loves Lil’ Cal.
I love you more...
Okay so I finally watched Inception
It was a pretty good movie. I liked it. I kinda want to watch it again to make sure I get all of it though.
fruitwmaster:
How the fuck can you have a Chinese-American hand, Oobi?
This whole show is the result of one long coke binge, I swear it.
It’s my hand, dammit!
I am the worst girlfriend
takkeh:
It’s me. I am her.
It’s true. She is.
GOD DAMMIT
THE FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I TURN ON THE TV IS WALL-E GETTING CRUSHED. SON OF A BITCH.
That part made me so sad. Everything about the ending of Wall-E until he gets fixed made me sad.
Dear Potato Chips
You suck at dipping, and you are horrible unhealthy. I am going to use Triscuit for all of my dipping needs from now on because Triscuit isn’t as terrible for you and also it doesn’t break as easily.
Actually nevermind I lied.
CASEY/MUTIE IS MY OTP FOREVER.
GOTTA LOVE THOSE CONSORTS.
Well, Mutie isn’t one, but he’s a cat. He’s kind of a consort. Not a Consort of the land, just a consort.
dear tumblr
karkat:
sololololux:
i love you all.
♥
ashjk oh my god john
john come here
just
ahjkfd
This is simply the greatest crossover I have ever seen in my life. Literally.
riddlemethatass asked: Today, I met my boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents. I had to listen to them while they called me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compared to nice, pretty, Korean girls. They don't know I speak Korean. FML
I'll admit, this is pretty much my biggest fear when meeting your parents. Except with less Korean and more Chinese.
I'll admit, this is pretty much my biggest fear when meeting your parents. Except with less Korean and more Chinese.
I'm done with finals. Now I can finally play...
I told you it’s a fun game.