May 2013
fictitiousfake:
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
Does this mean that Hagrid is kind of like the Cabbage Merchant from The Last Airbender?
MY CABBAGES
ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
castielthebadassangel:
thegabbicave:
0ftenhated:
savannahfaerie:
doctorsaxon:
sweetmotherofpie:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off...
jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
iguanamouth:
i read that as lions
remember who you are
dingobites:
rorpie:
buttpatrol:
rockerfox999:
arisenanew0u0:
hushedrevolution:
Interspecies Lesbian Couple
Only on Doctor Who
Just a quick question.
Who is the interspecies lesbian couple in Portal?
tl;dr
Like many people, I’m terrified of what the future holds for me.
I just signed up for the PCAT. Taking it is one step further in getting a career in pharmacy. I’m not even certain that that’s what I’m going to be happy doing. I really think, at the very least, I’ll be content with it. But they say you should do what makes you happy. I know that this won’t make...
phosphorusyeti:
radioactivemoose:
pollyscatterhood:
Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:
hufflepuffs
canadians
nepeta leijon
I SWAER I’M REBLOGGING THIS EVERYTIME I SEE IT BECAUSE I HAVE TO.
April 2013
Latia I. Am: teruprince: What I Learned From Gay... →
teruprince:
What I Learned From Gay Sex: Misogyny And Homophobia
sinidentidades:
I am not quiet during sex. I communicate my desires and ask the same of my partners. I believe that this not only creates a safe sexual environment but makes for the most pleasurable experience for…
Wow. This was pretty interesting.
NOBODY HATE ON AMANDA ABBINGTON IF SHE APPEARS ON...
deanisanactualprincess:
reichenbackdatassup:
ackles-wants-a-snackles:
She is Martin Freeman’s wife, she is a real person with real feelings and thoughts, so please do not hate her. Do not hate her for playing Mary because she “cockblocks” your Johnlock shipping. Reminder that Mary dies canonly in the books and John goes back to Sherlock so you can shut the fuck up about her “cockblocking”...
Men's Issues
littlespacecase:
Societal expectations of masculinity
Societal expectations to provide for women
No long term reversible male birth control
Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at
Unfair treatment in child custody battles
Alimony
No support for male victims of domestic abuse
Not men’s issues
The friend zone
Women not dating you
...
fade to turtleneck: Hey guys! →
damned-and-insidious:
I’ve been feeling bored lately, so here’s a little offer.
Whoever reblogs this post by April 19th will get a Pokemon Egg in their inbox!
And within a week of obtaining this darling little egg, you’ll receive a message of what your egg hatches into! An example would be something like this:
Oh?
The egg is hatching!
A Ponyta hatched from the egg!
Would you like to...
tea-and-tumblr:
productofasexican:
thadeusbecile:
daddythorin:
thadeusbecile:
if this post gets 500,000 notes, i’ll start a revolution in france
will you liveblog it
yes
will it be a musical?
les miserables 2: not enough of us died last time
Watchselfcests:
kolby789:
catertothehollow:
al4skan:
im actually laughing so hard at this
is that hiccup
Basically my ice fishing experience.
That was the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen
I’m slightly terrified of Canadians now.
